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heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I…
Non Timebo Mala: Teachers can be bullies too. →
age-of-doitsu: animepriest13: g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y: fitfeelsbetterthanskinny: dontstop-fitnessprincess: I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word. I was being bullied by a substitute that we where supposed to have till the end of the school year. Lots of stuff happened...
imahighfunctioningfangirl: screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
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fitasahunter: fitnessluvr: fitasahunter: ohpierre: indigo-sach: pokemonmasterkimba: spotless-mindss: aladdinsfuturewife: just going to keep reblogging until this happens why not eh If I’m not Megamind I swear I’ll Oooo yes please!!! Yeah why not, surprise me maybe? Hah Again? :D
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
dapenguinninja: sincerely-harry: my baby brother was really upset so he was crying until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop The last one tho
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
drunktrophywife: If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine